@literary ha! At a music festival last year, there was a hispanic heavy metal band playing on stage, and some relatives of the band walked up around me. They started introducing themselves to each other and hugging each other, apparently not having seen each other in a long time. I kept listening to the music and enjoying my place, until one of them hugged me and apparently thought I was someone else's husband. Then three others hugged me, because they were following suit. We sorted it out, but I didn't have anything to say to them particularly. :)